Jackie’s Endless List of Favorite Characters
Hipster Wanda and Jan by CallMePo
Before Hawkeye was an Avenger, he was a criminal. Before I came here I was nothing but an heiress. The Avengers are about giving you a chance to start over. You just have to decide what you want that start to be. … You make your own choices. Create your own path. You come up with a vision of what you aspire to…and then you work to make it happen.
WOMEN OF MARVEL by Mike Mayhew
That time the universe sucker punched Hank Pym and named him scientist supreme.
Jenn: Here is Quicksilver, one of the fastest guys alive! Not with the ladies though ha! I’ve never met the guy but from what I hear he’s somewhat of a creep. I’ll give him a 4.
Jan:Pietro’s always had his share of problems but it’s not like he’s repulsive or anything. He’s just a real Sean Penn type. I’ll give him a 5. He has great legs.
Jan: Up next is our battling bowman Hawkeye. His obnoxiousness used to really irk me but getting married and becoming leader of the West Coast team really him mature. He’s kind of cute, sometimes funny, and had great biceps. I’ll give him an 8.
Jenn: Hawk used to really get me riled, too—He’s got a cute tush. Let me him give him a 6.
Jan: Here’s the late great Hercules. I’ll admit that his looks give Thor a run for his money but his personality is tres annoying. I can’t see giving him more than a 7.
Jenn: Janny, you’ve got to be kidding! Herc is even hunkier than Thor and he really knows how to party! Personally I don’t believe the big galoot is dead. When he shows up on our doorstep again, I’m going for him a big way. 10.
Jenn: And here’s the ol’ android avengers, the Vision. I really don’t know what Wanda ever saw in this guy. I mean Toasters are fine but who’d ever want to marry one? He gives me the heebie jeebies. A 1.
Jan: Oh Jennifer! He’s not that bad, he just takes getting used to. He was lobotomized. He was almost likeable in a Spock like way. I’d give him at least a 3.